Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Even my vagina gasped.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
This is my gift to your gina
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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