He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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