How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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