at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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