She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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