The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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