she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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