Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
