Dual....:-)
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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