Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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