he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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