When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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