i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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