Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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