Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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