i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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