Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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