I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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