He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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