Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The beer is more important than you right now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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