i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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