I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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