Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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