The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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