been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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