Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I fill condoms, not promises.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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