i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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