I wanna passion pit in your ass
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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