Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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