i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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