yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am available for nakedness
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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