I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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