ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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