There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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