Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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