yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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