great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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