I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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