I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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