yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
