What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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