their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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