Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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