I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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