It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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