frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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