no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The adults are the big ones right?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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