Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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