I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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