Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we made out on top of his cat.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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