well I can't set my house on fire every night
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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